Story time (delete if not allowed): I bought these shorts after a Mastodon/Primus show (it was pretty hectic at the merch booth at the time) & I didn't notice they say “Asstodon”
Texas As Fuck - Booty Shorts – Punk With A Camera
Mastodon Asstodon Running Short Booty Shorts 385578 | Rockabilia Merch Store
Devil Horns Asstodon Shorts – Mastodon Official Store
Mastodon Booty Shorts 377248 | Rockabilia Merch Store